<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4037068499852667820</id><updated>2011-12-14T23:12:55.515-08:00</updated><category term='Random'/><category term='Tagalog'/><category term='Videos'/><category term='Filipino Showbiz'/><category term='Humor'/><category term='English'/><category term='Cartoons'/><category term='Announcement'/><category term='Net Events'/><title type='text'>Toxic Eyeliner: Random Toxicity</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://toxiceyeliner.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4037068499852667820/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://toxiceyeliner.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>ToxicEyeliner</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>6</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4037068499852667820.post-5193054952229421677</id><published>2010-12-17T08:19:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-12-17T08:20:13.407-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random'/><title type='text'>GULAT KA NOH?</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;Wala lang.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;May kilala kayong Glentot? Yung sumusulat sa wickedmouth.com ? Siya ang dahilan bakit mukhang nabuhay ito.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Yun lang. Salamat.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Alis ulit ako! Haha!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4037068499852667820-5193054952229421677?l=toxiceyeliner.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://toxiceyeliner.blogspot.com/feeds/5193054952229421677/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4037068499852667820&amp;postID=5193054952229421677' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4037068499852667820/posts/default/5193054952229421677'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4037068499852667820/posts/default/5193054952229421677'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://toxiceyeliner.blogspot.com/2010/12/gulat-ka-noh.html' title='GULAT KA NOH?'/><author><name>ToxicEyeliner</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4037068499852667820.post-7437937607828550794</id><published>2009-07-06T03:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-06T03:11:16.410-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Announcement'/><title type='text'>Please Read!</title><content type='html'>This blog will no longer be used. I have a new blog though. Look for me sa listahan ni Lyzius ... :) O Axel, di na kita dinamay a. :P Thank you guys. :) Pinapromise ko na mas may saysay 'yung bago kong blog. :)&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;MWAH! :D&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4037068499852667820-7437937607828550794?l=toxiceyeliner.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://toxiceyeliner.blogspot.com/feeds/7437937607828550794/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4037068499852667820&amp;postID=7437937607828550794' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4037068499852667820/posts/default/7437937607828550794'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4037068499852667820/posts/default/7437937607828550794'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://toxiceyeliner.blogspot.com/2009/07/please-read.html' title='Please Read!'/><author><name>ToxicEyeliner</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4037068499852667820.post-7571751309082359513</id><published>2009-06-30T11:31:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-30T11:31:26.013-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Muling Bubuhayin...</title><content type='html'>Sandali lamang po...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4037068499852667820-7571751309082359513?l=toxiceyeliner.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://toxiceyeliner.blogspot.com/feeds/7571751309082359513/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4037068499852667820&amp;postID=7571751309082359513' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4037068499852667820/posts/default/7571751309082359513'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4037068499852667820/posts/default/7571751309082359513'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://toxiceyeliner.blogspot.com/2009/06/muling-bubuhayin.html' title='Muling Bubuhayin...'/><author><name>ToxicEyeliner</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4037068499852667820.post-4973608507872793428</id><published>2008-06-03T10:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-12-17T08:02:15.212-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cartoons'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Videos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='English'/><title type='text'>SHI-KA-TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</title><content type='html'>TOO MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS!LOL!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well... IGNORE my blog post below because that is just some random rant. Anyway, I'm currently addicted to this short series (it's still a series--LOL!) from Nickelodeon. It's called SHIKATO. I discovered this short series (SHIKATO is only shown during commercial breaks) when I was preparing for my 6am-2pm duty. (INFO: My TV is my alarm clock though I wake up earlier than my telly LOL. When it turns on, it's on the NICKELODEON channel.) While I was preparing, my TV turned on and this cartoon showed up. Seriously, it was disturbing YET FUNNY!!! =D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CHECK THIS VIDEO OUT: (PAUSE MY SONG FIRST.LOL!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/O2Yy-XFinjg&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/O2Yy-XFinjg&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HAHAHA... When you want to call &lt;a href="http://chroneicon.blogspot.com/"&gt;Chroneicon&lt;/a&gt;, say CHIE-CA-CHO! Lol. When I first discovered his real name, I said it in the "SHI-KA-TO way". Hahaha... They're kinda similar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BTW... SHIKA means "deer" and SHIKATO is "to ignore". Am I right, &lt;a href="http://greenpinoy.com/"&gt;GREENPINOY&lt;/a&gt;? LOL. Now you know why the cartoon's like that!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4037068499852667820-4973608507872793428?l=toxiceyeliner.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://toxiceyeliner.blogspot.com/feeds/4973608507872793428/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4037068499852667820&amp;postID=4973608507872793428' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4037068499852667820/posts/default/4973608507872793428'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4037068499852667820/posts/default/4973608507872793428'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://toxiceyeliner.blogspot.com/2008/06/shi-ka-to.html' title='SHI-KA-TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'/><author><name>ToxicEyeliner</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4037068499852667820.post-2283875550324131907</id><published>2008-04-20T17:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-12-17T08:02:15.217-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Net Events'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tagalog'/><title type='text'>Ang Pagkikita</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://greenpinoy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/dscn1600.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://greenpinoy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/dscn1600.JPG" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hanapin niyo ako. (PICTURE FROM GREENPINOY.COM)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nahanap niyo ba ako? Hahaha...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ang lakas ng loob kong mag-blog sa isang event na hindi ko naman napuntahan. Siguro ang dahilan nito ay ang hindi ko pagpunta ... =( Inggit mode? OO INGGIT AKO! Late kasi kaming nadi-dismiss ng klase. Lahat ng klase ko ngayong summer sem ay puro hanggang gabi. May mga duties pa ako kaya talaga nga namang medyo mahirap makapunta sa ganito.  Kamusta naman at buong araw ng Friday ay nilagnat ako at itinulog ko nalang. Umaasa akong magiging okay na ako the next day para makapunta sa isang event na gusto ko talagang puntahan (gusto ko makita ang GP READERS--minus the beer dahil hindi naman ako umiinom hahaha!) Sabado na at okay na ako. Nakalulungkot nga lang na hindi talaga ako makakaabot kahit na anong mangyari. Late na rin daw kasi sabi ni daddy pero payag talaga siyang pumunta ako.  Kung medyo maaga-aga raw sana, pwede pa raw... Hayayay. Hahaha!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sorry sa inyong lahat...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sabi ko naman sa inyo na sa susunod ay sa Jollibee Kiddie Party ko nalang... Hahahaha! CHIE, get ready nalang!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://greenpinoy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/dscn1607.thumbnail.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 192px; height: 242px;" src="http://greenpinoy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/dscn1607.thumbnail.JPG" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;YUN YON E.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4037068499852667820-2283875550324131907?l=toxiceyeliner.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://toxiceyeliner.blogspot.com/feeds/2283875550324131907/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4037068499852667820&amp;postID=2283875550324131907' title='26 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4037068499852667820/posts/default/2283875550324131907'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4037068499852667820/posts/default/2283875550324131907'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://toxiceyeliner.blogspot.com/2008/04/ang-pagkikita.html' title='Ang Pagkikita'/><author><name>ToxicEyeliner</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>26</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4037068499852667820.post-2906436860965752298</id><published>2008-04-16T09:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-12-17T08:02:15.228-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Filipino Showbiz'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tagalog'/><title type='text'>JUDOWIE</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_CIAMADhh_QU/SAafRJNr_5I/AAAAAAAAABA/LCWanEBmJek/s1600-h/ent-090804-wowie.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_CIAMADhh_QU/SAafRJNr_5I/AAAAAAAAABA/LCWanEBmJek/s320/ent-090804-wowie.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5190010737470996370" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_CIAMADhh_QU/SAafRZNr_6I/AAAAAAAAABI/1EXlE8w3jyA/s1600-h/judy1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 115px; height: 139px;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_CIAMADhh_QU/SAafRZNr_6I/AAAAAAAAABI/1EXlE8w3jyA/s320/judy1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5190010741765963682" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Nasa loob ako ng isang kuweba na sobrang lalim. May umaagos na tubig at isang tawiran na gawa sa tali. Gusto ko sanang humuli ng buwaya. Iyon na nga ata ang pakay ko sa aking paglalakbay papunta sa isang lugar na parang pinagsamang Moria at Bridge of Khazad-Dum (... LORD OF THE RINGS po ... ).&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;==Teka... Nahihirapan na atang makaintindi ang isang kaibigan kong nagbabasa rin ng blog na toh na hindi masyadong nakakaintindi ng tagalog. HAHAHAHA. Fine. ==&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So ayun nga... Pumunta ako sa gitna ng bridge at ihinagis ang malaking net. May naramdaman akong buwayang napadaan pero hindi ko siya nahuli. *BACKGROUND MUSIC BULAGA* Biglang may tumakbo mula sa malayo. Slow motion pa nga 'eh... Parang eksena ni &lt;span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"&gt;David Hasselhoff&lt;/span&gt; sa Baywatch. May hawak siyang isa pang net at patakbong lumapit sa akin. Hahahaha ayos a... Sa likod niya ay may isang dilag. AYOS! &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"&gt;Pamela Anderson&lt;/span&gt; naman ata role niya pero palpak ata eksena niya kasi hindi siya tumakbo. Naglakad lang siya at hindi pa slow motion. Paglapit nila... BULAGA! SI &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Wowie&lt;/span&gt; at si &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Juday&lt;/span&gt; in their 90's look. AYOS! Hindi ko alam bakit sila 'yung nasa panaginip ko pero mukhang may ipinahihiwatig ang utak ko sa'kin. Fan nga ba ako nila? HAHAHAHA! ANYWAY! Itinuro ni WOWIE sa'ming dalawa ni JUDAY ang tamang paghuli sa buwaya. Nakahuli kami pero may isang army na dumating. Dahil dito, hindi namin naituloy ang paghuli sa buwaya. Siya ay nakawala! Nag-disguise raw ako bigla... NAGING BUTIKI ako. Hindi ko rin alam ang dahilan bakit naman sa lahat ng pwedeng maging anyo ko ay naging butiki pa ako. So dumating ang batalyon ng sundalo na mukhang &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"&gt;TERRACOTTA ARMY&lt;/span&gt; noong unang panahon. Ayos... Nawala sina JUDAY AT WOWIE.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;OO... 'YUN ANG PANAGINIP KO.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Pagkatapos ng panaginip na ito, nang ako'y nagising... (ITONG PART NA TOH, TOTOO NA TALAGA... )&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;... binuksan&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt; ko ang TV at TV PATROL NA! Isang lalake ang nakagat ng buwaya at nang sumunod na araw, may nakagat ulit ng isa pang buwaya. May kinalaman kaya ito sa panaginip ko? Hindi ko kasi nahuli 'yung buwaya sa panaginip ko kaya baka ganon na nga...  hehe&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ANYWAY...&lt;br /&gt;Nung bata ako, natatandaan ko na isinama ako ng kasambahay namin sa sine para makapanood ng pelikula nina WOWIE AT JUDAY na ipinamagatang "MULING IBALIK ANG TAMIS NG PAG-IBIG"... 8 years old lang ako no'n. Malaking impluwensya ang nagawa ng aking kasambahay. Naging fan na ako ng tambalang iyon. Kapag pumupunta kami sa bakery ng kasambahay namin, bumibili ako ng &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"&gt;WOWIE AT JUDAY text card&lt;/span&gt;s. HAHAHHAHAHAHAH! NATATAWA NA AKO NGAYON! Simula noong araw na iyon, patuloy na akong nanonood ng mga pelikula nina WOWIE AT JUDAY. Hahahaha! Hanggang ngayon, natutuwa akong makita ang mga luma nilang pelikula. Hindi na ako fan ng bagong WOWIE at JUDAY... Fan ako ng tambalang ito nang sila ay bata pa. =p Gusto ko lang i-share. Bakit ba? =p Aminin niyo na... Sinubaybayan niyo rin sila! =p&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4037068499852667820-2906436860965752298?l=toxiceyeliner.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://toxiceyeliner.blogspot.com/feeds/2906436860965752298/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4037068499852667820&amp;postID=2906436860965752298' title='13 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4037068499852667820/posts/default/2906436860965752298'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4037068499852667820/posts/default/2906436860965752298'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://toxiceyeliner.blogspot.com/2008/04/judowie.html' title='JUDOWIE'/><author><name>ToxicEyeliner</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_CIAMADhh_QU/SAafRJNr_5I/AAAAAAAAABA/LCWanEBmJek/s72-c/ent-090804-wowie.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>13</thr:total></entry></feed>
